What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
09.06.2025 01:06
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
Why You Should Stop Texting On Your iPhone Or Android Phone - Forbes
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
What is the difference between Michael Corleone’s marriage to Apollonia Vitelli and Kay Adams?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
People’s Pharmacy: Aspirin thinking has changed for cardiovascular risks - OregonLive.com
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
What is the gayest experience you have seen in prison?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
Which document should be pointed out to a holocaust denier?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Killer Inn is Square Enix’s new ‘murder mystery action’ game - The Verge
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
Posting Memes With Pride - Vulture
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Crypto Bros Celebrate Themselves at Bitcoin’s Most MAGA Convention Yet - Rolling Stone
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
How can I get a girlfriend? I am 26.
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
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